Akame ga Kill! Ep. 14: A romantic getaway on a tropical island
And we’re back to the terrible anime. – Naturally, Esdeath doesn’t seem the slightest bit mad about the fact that Tatsumi had run away from her. You’d think someone like her would maybe punish Tatsumi...
View ArticleInou Battle Within Everyday Life Ep. 1: Our high school students are special
Inou Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de is such a cumbersome title. Even Inou Battle Within Everyday Life isn’t much better. So from this point on, I’m just going to refer to this show as Inou Battle...
View ArticleFall 2014 Harem Hill, Week 1: A lot more blood than usual
I know, I know. Some harem anime haven’t aired yet. Most notably Daitoshokan no Hitsujikai, Trinity Seven, and the simply-named Girlfriend. We’ll catch those shows when they actually air. But since we...
View ArticleAkatsuki no Yona Ep. 1: That awkward moment when your love interest murders...
Another shoujo? Sure, why not. – Especially when it seems like this one will take its protagonists on an adventure. I’m so tired of the high school setting. Sure, there heroine here is still young,...
View ArticleEverything Else, Fall ’14, Week 1: And we’re off to the races
A lot of shows still haven’t aired, but we’ll get to them when they do. For the shows that I have seen, here’s how they stack up. Week 1’s Rankings Shows I intend to watch when they finally air:...
View ArticleParasyte Ep. 1: When your right hand becomes your best friend
What is the metaphorical significance behind Parasyte‘s brand of body horror? It’s obviously the loss of control, isn’t it? It’s the fear that we’ll no longer have any control over our bodies and...
View ArticleHitsugi no Chaika – Avenging Battle Ep. 1: More of the same
I keep thinking, “Yo, where’s the Bones anime this season?” Then I realize Hitsugi no Chaika – Avenging Battle is that Bones anime this season. Welp. I mean, it’s an okay story, but that’s the thing....
View ArticlePsycho-Pass 2 Ep. 1: Akane’s world
Well, Akane’s back and she’s kept her idealistic world view from the first season. Also, we kick things off with a terrorism plot right from the get-go. The first crime we ever saw was just a man gone...
View ArticleGundam: Reconguista in G Ep. 3: Don’t worry…
…no animals were harmed in the production of this episode. – I’m not sure what Aida is complaining about. What international laws are they violating? All they’re doing is restraining her. – So what’s...
View ArticleGonna be the Twin-Tails!! Ep. 1: Too self-aware to be funny
Yeah, I think I’ll go with the English title just because it’s so ridiculous. And yeah, I’m going to go with my livepost format for this anime. You didn’t think I was going to write an essay on a show...
View ArticleAmagi Brilliant Park Ep. 2: She’s a fixer-upper
If you’ll recall, I was on the fence regarding four shows. I knew I wanted to dedicate a weekly post to one of them, but I didn’t know which. As a result, I asked you guys to help me out. With 40% of...
View ArticleShigatsu wa Kimi no Uso Ep. 1: What a dream girl
I’m so glad Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso can be so positive, because all I can think is, “Damn, that’s messed up.” What’s messed up? Well, when first I read the show’s synopsis, I didn’t think anything of...
View ArticleGaro: The Carved Seal of Flames Ep. 2: More dead mom baggage
Man, this show just oozes cool. It’s just so goddamn cool. Even when our father-son duo thinks they’re about to save and thus recruit a fellow ally, Ema is not your average damsel-in-distress. Hell,...
View ArticleTerra Formars Ep. 3: Hilarious censorship
Wow, are you serious? Welp, it appears I’m in for a wild ride. – But I feel ya, Terra Formars. I feel ya. After all, blood is icky. Urine, on the other hand, is A-OK in my book! And of course, it’s a...
View ArticleMadan no Ou to Vanadis Ep. 2: A Titta in your arms is better than two in the...
Nah, I’m not going to start blogging this show full time. There’s just no Sword Art Online to mock this week, so I gotta have something to fill the void. Madan no Ou to Vanadis is definitely no SAO,...
View ArticleFate/stay night – Unlimited Blade Works Ep. 1: Shirou talks to a lot of people
So it’s back to basics, I guess. And by that, I’m referring to how the story will now adopt Shirou’s point-of-view from here on out. It’s okay, though. Like I’ve said before, I don’t remember much...
View ArticleCross Ange Ep. 2: Let’s see how much we can get you to hate the heroine!
Before we begin, let me get something off my chest real quick. Some people seem to desperately want this show to be a parody. Like maybe the world would be less ugly if Cross Ange turned out to be a...
View ArticleLog Horizon 2 Ep. 2: Fart-o-mones
Let’s take a trip back in time to see how Shiroe ends up dying for the first time ever. – At the start of this week’s episode, we get one big infodump on what raids are like in an MMO. Most decent...
View ArticleAkame ga Kill! Ep. 15: More bikini fanservice?
Sure, why not! After all, Akame ga Kill! aims to deliver by giving us the same boring nonsense over and over. So, uh, what else is new? – Like always, the bad guys are stupidly evil: “Feeble pigs,...
View ArticleOokami Shoujo to Kuro Ouji Ep. 2: Falling in love with appearances
At the start of the episode, our oh-so-lovely couple are sharing an umbrella on their way home from school. Kyouya gets mad that his right shoulder is getting wet, but what can Erika do? One of her...
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