Akatsuki no Yona Ep. 14: Moon Moon joins the party
Once again, the squirrel’s the MVP of the show. – After the dramatic entrance from last week, I thought the Blue Dragon would do something cool to get everyone out of this predicament, but nah. He’s...
View ArticleEverything Else, Winter ’15, Week 1: Mediocre beginnings
Just some quick impressions of shows that I won’t dedicate a post to, and y’know, the obligatory weekly rankings. Quick Impressions Ansatsu Kyoushitsu Ep. 1 This is the show that people keep clamoring...
View ArticleParasyte Ep. 14: Old friends and old foes
Hey, look who’s back! – Before Satomi finally takes her leave, she takes one last shot and claims that Shinichi’s eyes look empty. Man, too much drama for high school kids. It’s not like they have to...
View ArticleShinmai Maou no Testament Ep. 2: Master and servant
In this week’s episode, we will justify unwanted molestation! Read on to find out how! – More gravity-defying breasts. – Profound words from the harem lead: “I’ll protect what I choose to protect….”...
View ArticleTokyo Ghoul Root A Ep. 2: Tokyo charts and meetings
What. A. Terrible. Episode. – Hey look, here’s a flashback involving Mado. I actually forgot he once existed until the anime reminded me. – The evil ghouls are just looking more and more ridiculous...
View ArticleShigatsu wa Kimi no Uso Ep. 13: She hit you out of love
It’s not what it looks like! I swear! – “See, I’m pissed. So I’m going to prove it.” Oh good, I’m glad he’s pissed. I’m glad he’s standing up for something. It’s just too bad that it comes halfway...
View ArticleGaro: The Carved Seal of Flames Ep. 14: Alfonso’s day off
Well, last week’s episode was mostly about Leon, so I guess this week’s episode can be mostly about Alfonso. He’s apparently doing a heckuva job. Thanks to his efforts, Santa Bard has returned to...
View ArticleJuuou Mujin no Fafnir Ep. 2: D struggle is real
What? Cheap D jokes over and over? Surely, you jest! – On the bright side, the first three minutes feature a recap of some of last week’s information and the OP. Right off the bat, I can already skip...
View ArticleDeath Parade Ep. 2: In case you were confused…
…then allow us to clarify a few things for you. Yeah, that’s how this episode basically works. If you were lost at any point in last week’s episode, then allow Nona to give you a simpler, more...
View ArticleAldnoah.Zero 2 Ep.2: Say my name
“So we meet again, Bat-kun… er, I guess you’re a gull now. Congrats?” – If there were still any lingering doubts that Lemrina is yet another wheelchair-bound shoujo in a mecha anime, let this episode...
View ArticleCross Ange Ep. 15: Tall dragon tales
Well, it’s kind of true… – So Ange, Tusk and Vivian are being transported by air. The ride is not exactly comfortable, so Tusk complains that “[t]here are girls in here.” Ange has been through all...
View ArticleDurarara!!x2 Ep. 2: A mish-mash
Alright, I’m going to attempt to watch Durarara!! again… – The episode starts off with Shizuo kicking some butt. – Oh hey, it’s those chatrooms again. They strike me as, well, an easy way for the show...
View ArticleMaria the Virgin Witch Ep. 2: No one cares about familiars…
Um… – Artemis is doing what she does best, and I suppose there’s something to this. Y’know, make love, not war. People see when I criticize fanservice in harem anime, so they think that I’m against...
View ArticleSeiken Tsukai no World Break Ep. 2: Snake wrangling
Uh… – When the hero wakes up, he finds that he is kissing a child. Welp, this got creepy fast. And why would Satsuki allow this? Well, she doesn’t really have a choice in the matter. – But good ol’...
View ArticleAbsolute Duo Ep. 3: What a mockery
So sad. – It looks like Tora quickly found himself a new partner. Maybe this is why he wasn’t too excited about the possibility of working with Thor. – Julie announces to the class that she and Thor...
View ArticleAkatsuki no Yona Ep. 15: Let’s sandbag the former king…
…’cuz lulz, war rules! — While looking for the next dragon bishie, our heroes stumble upon a broken and downtrodden village. Its inhabitants can be seen sitting outside on the barren dirt, looking...
View ArticleParasyte Ep. 15: Epic mount
Migi’s right. It’s all about the status symbol that comes with the mount. — It seems that all the disappearing people are finally arousing someone’s suspicions. The investigator in the distance...
View ArticleAldnoah.Zero 2 Ep. 3: Turnabout is fair play
I haven’t posted much, because work leaves me pretty tired. Plus, it seems like I’m coming down with a cold. But I’m here, I’m here. Let’s resume action at Moe Sucks by watching Inaho win this war...
View ArticleCross Ange Ep. 16: Are we best friends now?!
Yeah, I think so!!! — The start of the episode makes it seem like something interesting is going to happen, but this is anime so it’s all just a lie. — Instead, we get wacky hijinks instead. Nice pose...
View ArticleIsuca Ep. 1: Don’t send a dog to do a harem lead’s job
Let’s do this cheap and easy, ’cause this anime looks like it was made cheaply and easily. — It’s your mild-mannered harem lead. Different show, same loser. I think his name is Shinchirou or whatever....
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